Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
