i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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