we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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