The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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