so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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