Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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