It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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