Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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