he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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