Just cropdusted the office
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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