drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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