Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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