yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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