Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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