I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
