i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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