You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You were trust falling into bushes
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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