real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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