as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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