ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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