I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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