you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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