i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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