My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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