So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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