Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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