He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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