So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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