Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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