I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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