Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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