I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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