oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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