Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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