Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
