? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm like, not good at living.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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