I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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