Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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