Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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