Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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