Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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