I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
accomplished twins. life is a go
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
