new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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