Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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