Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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