If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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