Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Success! We fucked roommates!
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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