Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I did not marry a roomba.
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