Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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