He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'm just crazy horny about you
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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