It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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